friends are like condoms, they're always there when things get hard...

 

If you treat woman like an object that's just wrong, but if you treat an object like a woman that's just disgusting...

 

cheerleaders are happy, happiness sucks, cheerleaders clap, they look like ducks, they think they're all that on a bag of chips, well actually their a bunch of dits!

 

last night i look up at the stars and i was wondering... where the heck is my ceiling?